Poop

Something beautiful that comes out of that unique, tight, usually pinkish-brown, scrunchy-like, with a wrinkly raisin-like texture, round hole in your buttocks. It smells of digested foods and gases, usually squishy but sometimes hard, can be long or short, and sometimes up to a foot long. Before this glorious item comes out, you might get the sensation of a fart-like poof that annoys others, it sometimes comes out in multiple squirts, with loud and disruptive noises, or in loud plops.

"Everyone poops!"
"Did you see that gigantic poop?"
"Sittin on a toilet, takin a poop!"
butt, crap, hole, booty, turd, raisin

by Everyone poops March 5, 2010

poop

low-grade marijuana

that joint you sold me was poop

by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003

Poop Poop

It’s the opposite of the word “pee pee” a word to describe one’s penis or vagina. Poop Poop is used to describe someone’s ass.

Look at her poop poop

by Minecraft1238 January 12, 2019

poop

nasty ass peice off shit that comes outta yo ass hole

by Isdis Yocom August 31, 2003

poop

You burn it and it will be funny.
Go to Ratemypoo.com! its a classic!

It's A REAL SITE!

by POOOOOOOOOOOOOPSHOOTER July 31, 2003

Poop

Brown stuff that comes out of dogs

That dog whent for a big poop in my toilet

by Matthew123 May 26, 2006

poop

Brown, sticky logs that come in many varieties, the most popular being plain, peanuts or corn.

Man! That girl I bung-holed last night must've had corn for lunch.

by Poop Meister May 25, 2004