by bumbaTRAP May 7, 2018

Charismatic King of Macedon from 359 BCE till his assassination in 336 BCE. He pulled Macedonia from being a struggling kingdom to a dominate power in the region. He was the father of Alexander the great. He conquered Greece. Innovated military tactics such as keeping formation while maneuvering. Improved the army with new 16 foot spears, and used cavalry as a strike force.
When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Philip II of my family. I'm going to pull us out of poverty and conquer the Greeks using 16 inch spears.
by fin82 February 7, 2024

by Philip sssss March 14, 2023

Similar to Poe's Law, this was coined by popular Youtuber 3kliksphilip
"The best way to get attention, is to be a dick"
Refers to moments on the internet where being a dick baits a response from people, such as celebrities on social media. Similar to "there's no such thing as bad publicity"
"The best way to get attention, is to be a dick"
Refers to moments on the internet where being a dick baits a response from people, such as celebrities on social media. Similar to "there's no such thing as bad publicity"
Philip's Law in action with a celebrity:
1: Stfu you fag what do you know
2: *Long winded response telling them to not be a dick*
1: OMG you repsoned I'm your biggest fan
1: Stfu you fag what do you know
2: *Long winded response telling them to not be a dick*
1: OMG you repsoned I'm your biggest fan
by RandomStuf6 April 22, 2021

Philip is a man of his word. He will always be there for you when you need him, but he will take his time to realize that you are not ok. He is naive, he is shy, but he cares and he loves to show it. He is everything good in this world, the light of the day and most of all if not a lover he is a true friend. He will never forget you, even if you leave him at some point, he will never hurt you intentionally, but he is afraid to express his feelings, he is vulnerable and that's why you should never hurt gim or leave him. If a very close person to him leaves him, he will not be hurt, he will be devestated.
by fuckyoulove June 21, 2017

Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020
