penile sex

When a man with a little penis inserts it into the pee hole of a man with a huge penis.

I thought I'd seen everything until Phil started the penile sex with his neighbor in the hot tub.

by figleaf December 13, 2006

Penic

picture of a penis, usually digital

she wanted to see a penic

by Jdawg82 November 26, 2009

peni

an assortment of penises

Help, this jungle of peni is attacking me.

by Kyle and Kevin (e-mail us @kyleandkevin.com March 27, 2003

Penii

A word made up for the plural form of penis. Not an actual word.

Kid 1: Dude, he just drew a bunch of penii!
Kid 2: What the hell is “Penii?”
Kid 1: Its the plural form of penis. Duh
Kid 2: The plural word is Penises. Idiot!

by Am Gay Boi March 21, 2019

penile compensation

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.

He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation

by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005

PENIIS

People for the Extermination of Non-Important Insect Species
This party strongly opposes the existence of non-important insect Species, as well as PETA's attempt to sue President Obama's "public execution of a fly," claiming that flies are a non-important insect

She likes PENIIS
He's such a PENIIS
LOOK!@! A PENIIS

by PossumCuber December 7, 2009

penicorn

A Penicorn is a magnifficant creature with a penis as a horn. They are the very pets of the ancient gods! Some say that they are waiting for a soul as pure as a mountain river, to show their almighty presence to.
It is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty.
Scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it's existance to make an Eternal-Beauty-Potion and make millions. Naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site.

Omg! The animal that put out the city fire was a Penicorn!
- Duh!

by -Rabies- September 1, 2008