Poached

To be really stoned.

''He's so poached, he dosent know what he's talking about'
'Dude, I'm so poached after that cone'

by Yewyewyeww June 20, 2016

perched eagle

When you have a small dick (approximately .5-1.5 inches) that sits Perched on your balls like a majestic eagle

Holy shit Kurt nice Perched eagle

by The eagle6969 May 4, 2017

poached egg

n. When you put a soft boiled egg up somebody's ass, and then they are fucked in the ass until the egg breaks. The resulting eggy santorum must be felched.

I gave that fat bitch a poached egg for breakfast.

by gooberbeans May 11, 2011

peaches emoji

When a man likes a girls ass and wants to tell her over text

Nice peaches emoji

by Theoofman223482 January 10, 2019

cool as peaches

A way for homosexuals to say something is cool. 1st used on some gay show on MTV

wow mom, ur cool as peaches

by Jason Ginsberg May 3, 2006

peaches and cream

sex and crack. having sex with a fine woman (Georgia Peach) and indulging in crack cocaine; also known as ice cream. Note that the 112 song also includes a sound effect that simulates the sizzle of crack cocaine.

Also known as kickin' it.

I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better with ice cream
Know what I mean, peaches and cream

by baldhead August 30, 2006

Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

by Colinlovesmen March 18, 2007