Papa Smegler

A Man who eats out pregnant women

Hey look there’s Papa Smegler

by Deng Deng June 24, 2019

papa garcia

A rare almost extinct species that is said to have the biggest of dicks. Papa Garcia is usually seen pumping iron and attracting all the females. Papa Garcia stands at 6’3 210 pounds, but research shows he growing by the second. A Famous photographer was said to have seen Papa Garcia’s penis, this photographer states that the penis is 22 feet. Papa Garcia continues to vibe to this day

God damn look at Papa Garcia

by PizzaMan Ant December 10, 2019

papa-can-you-hear-me

Based on the Barbra Streisand line - and song - from "Yentl". Used to define a person desperately seeking recognition.

- What do you think of my new orkut community, "friends that love me so much?"
- Oh, you're so papa-can-you-hear-me!

by helvetico August 30, 2006

papa johned

When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.

See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html

I straight papa johned Ollie in the face with my math book and he judo chopped my ass afterwards.

by Ilsun May 1, 2007

Papa John'd

When someone loses their job and/or pizza chain for saying a word that starts with N and rhymes with 'bigger'. No exception is made for usage within non-racial contexts or even quoting another person. However, exceptions can be made for individuals with dark skin.

Keith: "Ouch, some dude at Netflix just got fired for saying n***** while describing a Dave Chappelle joke"
Jamal: "Lol, he got Papa John'd"
Keith: "I hope that doesn't happen to me or I could lose my career"

by stonedwhilewritingthis July 13, 2018

papa putin

papa putin is a great man who is very hot, nice and lovable.
he drinks vodka every day and cares for russia like a good father.

have you heard of our father?
yes, his name is papa putin!

by papa's prophet February 20, 2019

Papa John's

The worst-ever place to work. They'll pay you minimum wage and schedule you for you 15 hours a week, 8 of which you'll actually get to work. You'll work through the busiest part of the day, and they'll send you home as soon as you get a chance to relax a little. If you're unfortunate enough to get suckered into managing a Papa John's, they'll put you on salary and work you 75 hours a week. (That way they don't have to pay overtime.)

Also the worst-ever place to order pizzas. As a direct result of hating their jobs so much, the employees automatically hate you for ordering from them. They'll do a shitty job on your pie, and even if they drop it or a fly lands in the sauce, they'll still box it and send it to you. And they never, ever wash their hands, even after going to the bathroom. Trust me.

I think my Papa John's pizza had a hair and some dead roaches on it. Yeah, that's definitely a roach.

by Mustapha February 10, 2006