padding

The act of wearing a pad or tampon without being on your period, as a precaution just in case the flow begins while out in public.

Girl: Dammit, my period was due on Thursday. If I keep padding like this I'll run out when it finally comes.

by Kitty Pockets June 27, 2009

Padding

Fluffing your post count with pointless response in a message board.

Jackskeleton is just padding his post count in the word association thread.

by xavier j. November 27, 2003

panda

A close friend that you tell everything to. Someone that is warm and friendly and always makes you feel better, hence the name panda.

After a fight with my boyfiend i called my panda to ask what i should do.

by Amaka October 18, 2007

Amanda Panda

a nickname; a term of endearment for someone blessed to be named "Amanda." This nickname is usually given to someone who has an amazing family and fantastic friends and whose boyfriend adores her because of how fabulous she is.

Have you seen how gorgeous Amanda Panda's eyes are?

by Amanda Panda o.O January 26, 2011

Water Panda (Aqueous pandias)

The Water Panda, also known by its scientific name (Aqueous pandias) is a rare indigenous creature known to reside in the small oasis of Umbrella Falls, Guyana. The Water Panda, to date, has only been seen 3-7 times in its natural habitat. The history of the Water Panda dates back to the beginning of time. Currently, there are 3 different species of aquatic pandas classified by the WPCP Water Panda Conservation Project. The fresh water panda, salt water panda and the aquatic polar panda. All of which share very similar characteristics. The Water panda mainly eats shoots and leaves but loves apples (only red ones) as well as watermelon push-pops and hate asparagus.

1. A Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want an apple and watermelon push-pop, make it red and hold the asparagus." The barman took his order and the Water Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter brought over the meal, the Water Panda ate it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...

WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.

by DFresh03 December 29, 2010

Panda Swag

When a person who has swag has a super sweet demeanor, is easy to talk to, and likes to cuddle.

Guy 1: Man, that girl is so nice.
Guy 2: I know man, she's got panda swag.

Girl: You're such a a romantic.
Guy: I know, I've got that panda swag.

by blksuperhombre January 5, 2012

padding squad

it's the bad bitch clique. you have park jimin, taemin, kai, sungwoon, timoteo, and others. you have the idol with the fattest ass in there as well as the one with the flattest, diversity. also, all of these motherfuckers can dance for some reason. 3 of them being the best dancers in korea.

#PADDING SQUAD: everybody wanna be us, on top of the industry

by jiminism February 10, 2020