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Pyramid Nips

When it’s so cold out that your nipples get hard and they look like pyramids.
It’s so cold out here that I have pyramid nips!
by Weird mind person January 26, 2019
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egyptian pyramid

when a girl is getting dogged from behind by one guy, giving head to another guy, while jerking off the third guy. Simultaneously, the three guys are high-fiving all using both of their hands, forming an egyptian pyramid around the girl.
Yeah me and my two boys last night gave that bitch an egyptian pyramid.
by louman51 October 17, 2022
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pyramid high five

where two males bang a female and as one is hitting it from the back the other is hitting it from the front and they high five over the girl creating a triangle as a pyramid
me and bob had a pyramid high five over a babe
by asdlkjlas January 27, 2017
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pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living
Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off
by idgafbl2489 November 24, 2021
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Athena's Pyramid

When 3 women engage in oral sex all at once.
Similar to a conga line.
I was in an Athena's Pyramid last night and my life will never be the same.
by Fealycks666 January 10, 2012
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Pyramid Head

noun

: an act of fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis in which a physical manifestation of ones Id performs said act, while donning a Pyramid shaped helm :

variants: Pye Ehdding (British Vulgar Slang)

Ancient Egyptian "9to5"

*Not to be confused with the more common "Sleeping Pyramid Head" in which the same act is performed , except the head of the Id is sat upon to cause numbness. Similar to "the Stranger" : vvww.selfgrowth.net/articles/masturbation-magic-the-stranger-technique
From "Sweaters to Freedom", an op-ed penned by Bill Cosby for the Washington Post:

I was in a little town by the name of Silent Hill with my Daughter Cleo, and our car broke down. We entered a service station and a fancy triangular shredded figure appeared. He then began sucking my hog dry of all life. I exclaimed, "oouuu Cleo! Ima gettin that Pyramid Head, dontcha know!
by Scoopy8675309 August 26, 2022
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comedy pyramid

A colloquial term for a redundant landmark, often relating to useless moments of public spending, the meaning of which has long been forgotten amidst a forest of red tape.

monstrous carbuncle
So there's that memorial statue of Patsy Palmer... you know, it's so long since they proposed that, it's a bit of a Comedy Pyramid now to be honest...
by TheIan October 22, 2003
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