on da momma

by ondamomma July 5, 2022

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Momma V

The world's most awesome, yet bad ass mother. She can be your best friend or she can scare the shit out of you. Even though she's gorgeous, she won't admit it. She'll buy you a lot of clothes that probably don't look good, but you love her anyway. She loves her dog and ice cream.

Girl 1: Hey you look like a Momma V!
Girl 2: Thanks!

by Aaamvmm October 17, 2016

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Yo momma

GAY

Jeremy: Hey dude wanna hear a fun fact?
Mike: Yeah dude
Jeremy: YO MOMMA GAY
Mike: Nig--

by james charles hentai May 25, 2019

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Joe momma

Joe momma was man who used to date a lot of single mothers. That's how he got his name.

-Hey are you going to the dance?
-Yes
-With who?
-With Joe
-Joe?
-Joe momma

by Harrystylesgliterrtoenail May 1, 2021

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Yo Momma

These two words can be used in many ways, like insulting or talking about someone's mother. Of course, the things people joke about are entirely inappropriate, usually. Sometimes they aren't too bad.

Jeff-Hey, Joe!
Joe-Yus, Jeff? What's up?
Jeff- YO MOMMA IS WHAT'S UP!
Joe-That didn't make any sense.
Jeff-YO MOMMA DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Joe-Man, seriously?
Jeff-Yo momma, seriously?
Joe-This is too hard to deal with. You're a big idiot.
Jeff-YO MOMMA IS BIG!

by WJMack June 26, 2015

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