God

The world's most popular imaginary friend, other than Barney.

"Im going to go talk to God"
"I thought the psychiatrist killed him?"

by goingtohell4this August 28, 2009

god

The 1 supreme being the Creator and ruler of the universe.

Godis my savior

by god#1 June 11, 2014

God

non-living, non-physial, nonexistant.

No one should believe in something when it is nonexistant

by sacrilicious December 20, 2003

God

Man's Imaginary friend. He likes to play funny pranks on us and likes to contradict himself to make us laugh. He often uses our flawed human logic to make us do funny things.

White Christian: If i hate gays, blacks, and Mexicans, then i go to heaven.
Muslim Terrorist: If i kill myself and blow up that building, then god will give me the bitches.
God on Twitter: LOL :-)

by zebobbybird June 29, 2009

god

something that is not hitler

dude, that god sure isn't hitler.

by GerbilAttack September 4, 2008

God

the one you go to when you finally realize that you're sick of jerks and being afraid, and of ignorant people who say whatever they want because they have no compassion. Has a great since of humor, loves us all. Waits for us to realize He is the truth.

girl 1- "where do i go?"
girl 2- "God is here and will always be here. So you can forget the jerk that just broke up with you over facebook."
girl 1- "right"

by braveheart333 July 24, 2011

god

one of great love

god loves you all

by lee August 2, 2003