Oh my Cod

A statement expressed when super excited, super sad, super happy,super scared, super shocked, super mad, or just Super. The word Cod replaces the word God so you wont feel evil using the the Lords name a billion times a day....

1. "Oh my Cod, did you get my keys?"

"OMC, calm, down I have them."

2. "Oh my Cod, don't shit there!!!"

3. As the girl sits and cries. She says, "oh my Cod,, Oh my Cod,,, Why did he break up with me?"

by TiffE Cent July 17, 2012

Oh my Universe!

This is an alternate to "Oh my God!" for agnostic and atheistic folks. The acronym is omu or OMU.

Oh my Universe! Did you hear what happened yesterday?

This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?

This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.

by LingDanc803 September 09, 2023

oh my gawshh

something to say when trying to say it in a mean and sarcastic way

Oh my gawshh did John really do that!

by oyoyoyo February 26, 2022

oh my geurd

OH MY GEURD

When you want to say ‘oh my god’ but decide to change it up so you sound like a pigeon

Person 1: AHH!
Person 2: What’s with you?
Person 1: I WON THE 50/50, OH MY GEURD, OH MY GEURD

by AK-ARI September 24, 2023

Oh My Ellen

An alternative to the widely used "oh my god". Used by those that follow the Ellen Degeneres movement.

Oh my ellen he's hot

by _olli3._ December 18, 2021

Oh My Gah!

"Oh My Gah" Is the correct way of spelling the way Jessica Simpson says "Oh My God". It's the perfect way to be surprised about something without using God's name in vein.

Casey: "Jessica they're teabagging!"
Jessica: "Oh my gah!"

by Paine July 21, 2004

oh my cow

an exclamation of surprise

origin: "Oh my cow" began at a strict religious school in Florida when a student received demerits for saying "Holy cow!" Cows apparently were not holy to them.

Oh my cow! You're kidding me! No Way!

by Meghan Scarborough April 19, 2008