Official Retard of the World (ORW)

You are a very stupid person whose face looks like it got smashed by a hammer. You are also known throughout the galaxy as the ugliest person in the Milky Way. Your name is PooMan and your bisexual

'Hey look isn't that the Official Retard of the World (ORW)'
'He's your buddy'
'The Official Retard of the World (ORW) isn't my buddy, he's my guy'
'He's not your guy, he's your friend'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021

lowercase official

romantic relationship status achieved when both partners have each other's names in all lowercase in their phones

just because you stay over every night, we go on trips together, take our children to disneyland, and have each other in our wills does NOT mean you and i are ready to be lowercase official babe

by daltonjfk October 26, 2019

hermioneg...official

Hermioneg...official is a small tiktok star. She is rumored to be 11-15 years old. She’s currently single, because Ron is in a relationship. Her bestfriend Officialharrypqtter is also a creator with 2000+ fans.

Omg look it’s the tiktok star Hermioneg...official

by DavidsWife9652 November 30, 2020

Official CARtoon

The best youtuber ever periodt. You can use this name when complimenting someone.

Oh! You edit so good! This is a masterpiece! You are an Official CARtoon indeed!

by MDrian December 20, 2020

The Official JMFC

Jesse Motherfuckin Craig

The Official JMFC I'd

The Official JMFC is the only JMFC that matters

by Tomothy🎄™ December 22, 2020

Official Skinny Is Bad Day

A holiday made by Emazo.
Every November 23rd, Emazo will ping the entire server to say Skinny is bad, now what is the difference between him saying this on the holiday, vs him saying it on a daily basis like he already does? Absolutely nothing.

Skinny on 11-23-20, at 13:50: “Is there an official today?”

Emazo on 11-23-20, at 13:51: “ As a matter of fact yes! it is official skinny is bad day! 🥳”

by ThePsycho— November 23, 2020

Tion Official

Someone who is retarded so they can earn a living but in reality they suck.

"Hey! Wanna read Tion Official's book?"
"Hell no."

by Pendusoimhg November 28, 2020