Obama

Obama can be used for just about anything!

The education system is failing, Obama.

Your landlord raises your rent. Obama.
Your car breaks down. Obama.
Lost your job. Obama.
Stub your toe? Obama.
Your country doubles it's national debt in 6 years, without any benefit to its citizens? Obama.
by Yobama! June 18, 2015
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slowly making it safe for child predators to touch your kids
Obama how I wonder how you got elected
by bob teats April 26, 2010
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(noun) a complete and total lie; a major screw up; loser.
Wow man, that guy is a total obama.

sorry man, the bank was closed, I shouldn't have obama'd to you
by Warkness September 09, 2010
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Obama

the act of false hoping someone (v)

someone who gives you false hope (n)
Example 1:
Andrew: dude I just Obama-ed that girl over there -points at Lisa-
Greg: wtf? how?
Andrew: i told her I was gonna go to prom with her but i'm just gonna go with her and dance with Amanda

Example 2:
Lisa: -crying- Andrew's a jerk
Greg: what he do now?
Lisa: he took me to the prom but just to dance with Amanda
Greg: damn what an Obama
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Person 1: Yo, I'm going to take an obama

Person 2: Jeez, don't take too long!
by DrizzyGawd October 05, 2009
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Verb: 1. To completely screw something up, especially the economy, foreign policy, energy policy, etc.

2. To lie repeatedly until you actually believe it yourself.
3. To fail spectacularly and publicly, either making a complete fool of yourself in front of billions of people, or removing yourself from the gene pool in a flamboyant and Darwin Award winning manner.
4. To give something that you stole to someone else in order to make then like you.
1. "Man, I hit that tree so hard I completely Obama'd my car. "
2. George Washington never Obama'd when he was axed about who cut down the cherry tree.
3. "That skydiver at the air show sure Obama'd when his chute failed to open."
4. "Man, that Leroy is one cool dude. He Obama'd me that big-screen TV he ripped off from those white folks."
by Harry The Cat July 08, 2013
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The act of telling people what they want to hear to get your way then totally fucking them afterward.
One guy to another. Yeah dude, I was with my girl last night and was trying to get a little brown eye. She didn't want to do it so I told her I would only put the head in. When she got on her hands and knees I jammed it in to the hilt.

Damn sounds like you pulled an Obama.
by imacop41 September 16, 2009
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