Douche Nozzle

One who is a douche, or is douche like. Someone who shows qualities of being stupid.

Why the hell would you do that, you fucking douche nozzle.

by Morgan Gratton November 2, 2008

deuce nozzle

Asshole, butt, shitter, posterior

That guy's one of them, takes it in the deuce nozzle.

by Shuaman January 17, 2016

nizzless

female nizzle. used affectionately.

fo shizzle, my nizzless

by a baker April 15, 2005

Cock nozzle

A derogatory term to describe a self centered dumb person of the male gender

Damn man your friend's being a real cock nozzle bro

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

spank the nozzle

To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.

Mom to young son who is filling her car with gas: "Don't forget to 'spank the nozzle'."

by euphemismo August 20, 2013

Nizzles

Condition characterized by swollen nipples caused my severe friction with one's shirt and lactation.

Fo shizzle my nizzle, Lukes nizzles! SSS SSS SSS

by BNKTOP February 14, 2012

Chazzy Nozzle

The proboscis equivalent of a human male

by Anonymous May 19, 2003