sausage aversion

Someone who really, REALLY hates ACTUAL sausage. For some, it's all things Italian sausage that can trigger this response. Rosemary, Fennel and Caraway Seeds are polar opposites on the taste spectrum from cupcakes, tea and pretty much anything heavenly sweet for someone suffering from sausage aversion. Sausage aversion has been known to cause severe moments of distress when placed in the precarious position of picking pizza toppings for others.
Jerod: Wanna order a pizza?
Michelle: Let's get pineapple on it.
Angela: I'm game for anything except italian sausage. I just don't have it in me to try it tonight. Sorry, Dominic.
Dominic: Your sausage aversion makes me sad.
by FreeTeaForMe March 08, 2010
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sausage fattener

A virtual effect mostly used to fatten up bass songs. It has been a running joke in the music community because it only has 2 knobs to control the effects. It can also be pronounced "Sosig fattener" for more ironic intent
ok so first you gotta put an OTT on the rack, and then you have to apply 128 instances of the sausage fattener and boom you have the best song evurr
by Tacobirb July 02, 2019
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Sausage Windchime

When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.
Can you hear the soothing sounds of the sausage windchime I just hung.
by Mcnuggo March 01, 2019
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bury the sausage

I'm going to bury the sausage tonight!
by Retrix February 24, 2010
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sausage legs

n. A pair of legs which bear a sausage shape. They are noted for a lack of distinct hip, knee, and ankle joints and an overabundance of fatty tissue surrounding the leg bones. Individuals with sausage legs frequently claim to be big-boned, although this is usually not the case.
n. An individual whose overall physique resembles a sausage leg.
She looked all right from the waist up, but her sausage legs were a big turnoff.

Did you see that sausage leg?
by jpsi June 05, 2006
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Gentleman's sausage

A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.
"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"
by El Zacharoo 69 June 06, 2015
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Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.
She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.
by JWAYNE May 04, 2006
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