A mid-30's age woman who is unusually attractive and co-hosts sports shows and/or halftime shows next to rich middle-aged men.
by Tallu309 April 28, 2011
adj; A term used to describe wankers that partake in sports; usually as a substitute for getting laid. Because of this, they will often become aroused by sports.
Jack: Dude, I was telling Tom about the time I nailed Lucy in this alley way but he just started talking about this football match that he won like a week ago.
Alex: Dont worry man, he's just a Sports wanker.
Jack: Yeah, what a tool.
Alex: Dont worry man, he's just a Sports wanker.
Jack: Yeah, what a tool.
by Simba//.. June 01, 2011
"I need some extra cash, hmmm, i know, i'll throw three hundred bucks on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers, that has got to be a lock of the week"
by Phil Bailey April 15, 2005
A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.
by Kazer72 March 26, 2016
by Drewb_ January 08, 2014
A bint who's obsessed with sports and fitness and little else, and who regards everyone else as unhealthy, unatractive slugs. Usually extremely unattractive themselves possessing bony faces and bodies resembling telephone poles.
by Gillooley September 07, 2005
The pursuit of sex just add to numbers or to add a new kind of trophy to one's list. Examples: fucking a cougar, a fat chick, a nerd.
I don't really understand why he does it. I guess he is just into sport fucking anything just to say he has.
by stilldixon August 27, 2014