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crap in a hat

A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.
Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.
by Turd Furgusen November 7, 2005
mugGet the crap in a hatmug.

crap napper

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?
by amadding September 26, 2008
mugGet the crap nappermug.

crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted
oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night
by littlejimmie March 9, 2019
mugGet the crap biscuitmug.

Crap Gas

The gas that stinks like it's time to crap. a.k.a Wind before the storm.
When you drop crap gas, it's time to find a restroom.
by Wizurley May 8, 2010
mugGet the Crap Gasmug.

Crap Coaster

The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.
by MrMeek September 15, 2009
mugGet the Crap Coastermug.

crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores
I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.
by ashash6 October 3, 2009
mugGet the crap mailmug.

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