Buenos Aires

The capital city of Argentina is a metropoli if contrast and paradox.

Placed where the Rio de la Plata meets the Atlantic, on the unbelievably flat Pampas, is home to a melting pot of races.

It is modern and old, exciting and frustrating, trendy and bureaucratic, sweet and violent.

It has a way of enticing you without you noticing. You curse her although you cannot leave her. Most 'porteños' (inhabitants or Buenos Aires, a 'puerto' after all) and newcommers will agree.

Buenos Aires Me Mata.

(Buenos Aires Kills Me)

by Ana de Elía August 2, 2005

air condrizzle

noun. The water that falls on you from a window unit air conditioner.

I thought it was starting to rain, but looked up and realized it was actually air condrizzle. Gross.

by tznyc January 25, 2014

Air gapped

By definition, air gapped is a computer that has never been connected to the internet, completely clean and clear of any potential hack. The urban definition of an air gapped human is someone who is totally off the grid, has no internet, app, online usage, no digital footprint.

That weird dude in Montana who lives in the mountains without electricity is air gapped.

by jillebean October 2, 2015

air top

Amazing. Awesome. The opposite of rock bottom.

Remember that time Mike didn't know what air top meant so he checked urban dictionary. That was air top!

by air top co-creator October 29, 2014

air shitting

Poofing out dung particles airborne. No bueno etiquette. Otherwise known as farting or ass smoke.

Stop air shitting in my car bro. I'm calling Obama.

by munko July 14, 2014

Spicy Air

Another name for the Tear Gas use by law enforcement and the military. Or and chemical warfare agent used by foreign entities

1. The cops hit the protester with da spicy air.
2. Hitler loved his spicy air

by Atomicneckzipperpie December 24, 2020

Air Sneeze

A sneeze that consists mostly or entirely of air. There is usually little or no snot released from the nasal passage in an air sneeze.
The difference between an air sneeze and a regular snotty sneeze can mainly be told by the sound. Air sneezes sound either like an off-key trumpet blare or someone shouting very loudly into a styrofoam cup. A normal sneeze sounds like someone blowing a raspberry through their nose.

"Ew! Don't touch the remote! You just sneezed into your hand!"
"It was an air sneeze!"

by STMan. April 22, 2007