Nine iron

a derogatory word for any oriental because they all look like they have been hit in the face with a nineiron

That nineiron over there is almost hot.

by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

nine iron

a man equipped with nine inches (or more) of sexual pleasure

Bob: Hey my name is Bob.
Hot Slut: Nice to meet you Bob.
Bob: Did you know I am swinging a nine iron.
Hot Slut: Wow, I would really like to put my mouth on that.

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

Nine tailed fox

While your fucking a girl and you’re about to cum yell “this is the power of the nine tailed fox” and then shoot a load in him/her

“Bro last night was great I like totally gave her the nine tailed fox”

by No me nam December 1, 2020

nine second rule

extra dispensation of time to the five second rule if you've swept, vacuumed, or mopped the floor earlier that day

He casually nabbed the chip from the floor within the nine second rule, the rug wouldn't be that clean again in weeks.

by Read1984 February 3, 2013

Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails (often abbreviated as NIN) is a Industrial band that normie posers listen to.

Normie poser: yeah, I like industrial. Nine Inch Nails fuck yeah!!!

Actual industrial music fan: you know bands like Throbbing Gristle, Ministry, Whitehouse or even fucking Death Grips?

Normie poser: who?

by K-Dogg1 August 2, 2020

nine to five

Also used in the Ramones song "It's Not My Place" on the Pleasant Dreams album

My mom and dad are always fighting
And it's getting very unexciting
To get a good job
You need a proper schooling
Now who the hell
Do ya think you're fooling

But it's not my place oh no
No it's not my place no no
No it's not my not my not my place
In the 9 to 5 world
And it's not my place
In the 9 to 5 world

And it's not my place
with 9 to 5 girl
It's not my place
In the 9 to 5 world

by Brock March 7, 2005

Nine Inch Nails

Some retarded ass fucking band made up by the biggest homo in the world Trent Reznor. Some old, fat, lazy fuck!

Another name for the band could be Nine Inch Cocksuckers. You get it? Hes a homo and he likes to suck Nine Inch Cocks.

I wonder why he named it Nine Inch Nails. No wait I do, Its because he likes to nail nine inch cocks all day.

Person 1: Hey do you like Nine Inch Nails?

Person 2: No way they suck dick!

Person 1: Yea they do.

Trent Reznor: Your right I love it!

by The best person in the world 7 December 26, 2009