Neighbor

The N-word for middle-aged white dads/boomers.

Hey, yo, wassup neighbor! Kids, was that HIP enough for you? It wasn't? Oh, well let me get the belt then!

by Moe Jama November 13, 2019

The neighbor zone

when two people like each-other a lot but due to certain circumstances can not be together

Person 1: hey, wanna go out?
Person 2: sorry no can do neighbor :(

Welcome to the neighbor zone

by justzenny December 10, 2019

Lucid Neighbor

A luminous yet intangible figure who observes and dissects their surroundings. This figure is fully in control and seeks social experimentation at every corner.

The lucid neighbor had a subtle creepiness to them. They had been watching all along.

by sirhealist February 5, 2018

Neighbor’s Dog

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.

My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

Neighbors

Loud ass people who blast music and stomp(if you live under them in a apartment) and smoke 5$ koosh that came out of a decomposing skunks ass because it stinks a little to much

(Muffled screaming) (plays spongebob type beat) (loud ass stomping) (sirens)

“Dam I have loud neighbors”

by Mr.Clean338 March 18, 2021

Eskimo Neighbor’s

Two people who have had sex with the same person but not in the same hole.

Dude 1: yo I fucked my homie Ryan in the ass the other day
Dude 2: YOOO I fucked his face yesterday!!!
Dude 1: guess Eskimo neighbor’s bro

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021