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National Kiss your neighbor day 

You kiss your neighbor😙
Y/n: Hey Stevan, can I get a kiss?
Stevan: What, why?
Y/n: It’s national kiss your neighbor day😉

The friendly neighbor

When having sex with someone in the dark next to a window. While in the middle of the act you switch roles with one of your friends, well she is looking out the window-your waving 👋🏾 to her while being fucked by your friend,that she didn’t know was there.
The friendly neighbor -We perform the friendly neighbor now we are all friends without her knowing we are all friends.

cute as hell neighbor

Girl that has the room right next to yours in a hotel room. She is super cute and you want to smash and treat her right. Dreams of Hollister clothing because she is Caucasian, but also Portuguese.
Hey bro did you get a look at the cute as hell neighbor in room 555?

wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor? 

something Daniel the Tiger says at the start and end of every episode of "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and my 4 year old ass loved it.
Daniel the Tiger says, "Wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?"
neighbor replies, "Fuck off."

Neighbour Vadim 

Life of Boris's most hated neighbour

Always stealing food, uses same pot as Boris and doing other weird stuff behind the scenes

Even his house have fake vodka instead of real one

Vadim is a western spy who can't even squat. Pls send him to gulag thank you.
So, Neighbour Vadim, what have you been cooking here?

Vadim : i cooked poison here

VADIM BLYAT!!!!!
Neighbour Vadim by nightxmared September 4, 2018

The Neighbors Kid 

Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.
Mom: "You should go and play with The Neighbors Kid!"

Any Logical Person:"Fuck no! I'd rather live!"
The Neighbors Kid by Kyle11480 November 21, 2019