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Nick Nassif

An individual who is around 20 years old with a constant 5-o'clock shadow; he can be seen behind turn-tables and mixin'-boards or in the drivers seat of large white trucks doing dangerous desert donuts through dusty landscapes. He may have silhouette-stickers of volumptuous women slapped against his rear window like bookends, framing his So-Cal logo. With a white bandana on his rear-view mirror, he enjoys smoking cigarretes with Dying Is Your Latest Fashion rumbling his tasteful, touch-screen deck. He generally thumbs through said deck while driving in two lanes down Wilmot to let his passengers explore the expansive reaches of his musical tastes. Just as he entertains his listeners with a wide variety of harmonic progressions, he enjoys showing off his pet hermit-crab, Brutis. Such a man frequently visits a particular Starbucks location, greeting odd passer-bys with friendlyness and enthusiasm. In summary, a fellow of such merit is an unstoppable urbandictionary whore. Perusing through their word of the day list by the sites' personalized e-mail list, this guy enjoys the oddities in life--one of which includes a pyromaniac photographer with the body of a goddess. And he rocks at making fudge.
Did you see one of those Nick Nassifs last night? His beard was raging over that sound-board!

Dude, look at that Nick Nassif! He's managed to show off Brutis to another girl. Gets the ladies everytime, that one.

Were you out with that Nick Nassif the other night? He tore up that patch of dirt with is new brakes!
by a-gypsy's-name January 7, 2012
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nasif

thinks he can pull bitches but can’t. bad grades. tells jokes that are awful. brags about his good looks but looks like a mcdonald’s toilet with shit in it.
nasif: i can pull bitches
everyone: tough talk for a fella with a small cock
by makehispocketshurt15 May 6, 2020
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Nasia

Nasia is the short name for the ancient greek name of Athanasia, meaning immortality. In Ancient Greece, Nasias were used as whores, for the satisfaction of Lords and High-borne. Nasias tend to be dark hair colored, have dark eyes and good sized breasts.
Guy: Did you sleep with all the guys in your university?
Girl: Yes, I sleep with anyone!
Guy: oh, you are such a Nasia!
by Ancient Greece January 25, 2014
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nasik

an awesomelike city in Maharashtra, India. =
I was born in Nasik.
by somiia March 16, 2009
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Naasir

a word used when you are tryign to describe a square shaped hair person or a strong skid.
"Oh shit, that man is a fucking Naasir"
by Hasitated February 22, 2019
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nassir

OMG, I have gone nassir
You have an small Nassir
by Hdjerj October 14, 2015
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Nasian

An asian who has the name Nate, Nathan, or Nathanael. He most likely has other friends who are also named Nate, but only he is Asian. He's probably from Arizona because the are not alot of Asians there, but alot of Nates.
by Kuzco March 27, 2008
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