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Whiskey Nap

aka passing out. The process by which the consumption of alcohol leads to one passing out, most likely not on purpose. Also, a whiskey nap may follow sleeping with a fat girl, breaking something, crashing a car or robbing a bank and not recalling any of it.
"Dude, Rob is such a bitch, he's taking a Whiskey Nap right now after only three drinks!"
"Yeah man, watching him drink is more painful than watching a kid with autism trying not to freak out with fire sirens going off."
by Numero Two February 23, 2009
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Man napped

When you get thrown in a sexy group chat with girls demanding dick pics and don't know how you got there you were man napped.
I don't even know how I ended up in this chat. Yo you were man napped
by Mine & yours March 24, 2021
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Jean Nap

This is a nap taken to counter severe exhaustion. A Jean Nap is one of those naps you might take after your first day of starting College or a new job. The period of time which it may take up can range from 2-5 hours, but never less than than 1 hour. This is typically a pure blackout.

Also referred to as: “A Jeany”
Him: “Where’s Tyler? I haven’t heard from him since like noon…”
Her: “Oh he said he was going to take a Jean Nap (Jeany).”
by TheRoyalKingBaba December 6, 2022
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Nipple Nap

Dicky: Why Do You Simp For MeganPlays?
Joe: Because I'm a Nipple Nap
by BaconBlue January 27, 2023
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Banana Nap

A form of affection between a couple that is considered the upgraded or advanced version of spooning. Banana skin is smooth and thick, and the flesh is creamy white and soft. When two Bananas lay against each other they are having a Banana Nap.
I like long walks on the beach, walking my pet lizard, and banana naps
by Snowhite143 April 13, 2015
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natty nap

The act of sleeping after passing out for consuming way too much Natural Light at a party.
Johnny woke up from his natty nap and realized he was in the hospital for a couple of days.
by 305 trips November 11, 2009
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Emily Nap

When one takes a 12-24 hour sleep .
Named after a Girl who’s name is Emily that slept for 24 hours .
Friend : YO WAKE UP!
Me: What ?!
Friend : you’ve been asleep since yesterday nigga .
Me : oh shit ...
Friend : Bro you just had an Emily nap !
by Hoesaaay November 13, 2018
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