Buffing and Nerfing

the act of speeding up during intercourse,only to slow down after a few seconds.this can be repeated until ejaculation

"how was sex yesterday?"
"he kept buffing and nerfing"

by You_make_sense August 02, 2016

Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 03, 2024

Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 04, 2024

Nerf Gun Mafia

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.

While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.

by S. McCormick April 07, 2021

Nerf Or Nothing

When You And Your Boys Ejaculate In A Couple Of Nerf Water-Guns And You Guys Spray Each Of Your Girlfriends And You All Take Care Of The Baby

So All Of Y’all Is The Baby’s Daddy?
Yeah Well It’s Nerf Or Nothing

by macadeliusthemagical January 22, 2024

Bean nerf

Someone who's a cheap loser that nobody likes

dude1:Landon is a bean nerf
dude2: Ikr I hate him so much

by hillbillysoap June 07, 2018

Jamming A Nerf Gun

Another meaning for blue balls which is, during sex, you have the sensation,but nothing comes out

"I want you to ejaculate all over my face"
"I can't I jamming a Nerf gun

by MrSlick15 March 20, 2018