Nelson Moment

When a person describes something in a literal context using words that are dated, not real, or otherwise make no sense.

a.

Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment

b.

StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.

by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023

kate nelson

Someone who is really pretty and funny and sometimes crazy. This person also likes to act like a fish occasionally.

This person is also responsible and out-going. Usually the class clown or the popular hot girl.
kate

"Hey, did you hear that there's a Kate Nelson at this school! I heard He/She is really dope man."

by Always has a boyfriends January 19, 2014

Jade Nelson

most amazing person youll ever meet. shes so beautiful and that just lights up the whole entire world. shes a great cuddler and shes short. even tho she can be annoying at times ill always love her cause shes MY BABY! btw she has a really cute pupper(js). this girl is my absolute everything and is probably why I'm still alive.

This might be a little risky but would you do me the great honor of having you, Jade Nelson, as my girlfriend?

by ppeanut butter May 29, 2018

samantha nelson

Samantha Nelson is the one who makes my heart stop and the one who makes it start beating again. Shes not the air i breathe. Shes the reason i keep breathing. I love her the way a flower loves the sunshine. Because of the sunshine the flower can grow and thrive.

Samantha Nelson is simply amazing and beautiful.

by Tall Dude 1981 May 7, 2018

Nelsons Place

Nelsons Place is a street in Williamstown Victoria Australia

Hey what are you doing in Williamstown? I'm going to see my mate Nelson I'm going to Nelsons Place

by Sky420high July 28, 2021

Logan Nelson

A logan nelson is someone with a skin fade and perfect teeth. They tend to take care of there hair and it's never greasy. He will most definitely never smoke and he will tend to have 1 or 2 siblings, definitely not 9 brothers and 9 sisters.

Eoi Skinfade boi

That guy over there must be a Logan Nelson, look hoe good he looks

by Owensawepn March 28, 2020

sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.

Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.

by goato December 2, 2016