Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021
Get the having my assmug. When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.
by mcflykitty August 8, 2018
Get the Shotgun my assmug. by Poakley December 11, 2019
Get the flowered my assmug. When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over
by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017
Get the hurricaned my assmug. by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022
Get the Burns my assmug. Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.
It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!
by Shabidoo June 20, 2019
Get the puckers my assmug. by Instincts74 August 21, 2017
Get the jizz on my assmug.