jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...
Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass
by Instincts74 August 21, 2017
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Kink My Ass

Something to respond when someone says Kinky. May or may not start a relationship.
"She slapped my face"
"Kinky"
"KINK MY ASS!"
by Kinkydinkysprinky May 21, 2018
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Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies
by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017
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hurricaned my ass

When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over
Shit man that just hurricaned my ass
by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017
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having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021
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laugh my ass on

When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.
Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD
by Blkmater September 10, 2017
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puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.
It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!
by Shabidoo June 20, 2019
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