elon musk

a 50 year old man who still thinks the number 69420 is funny and try to connect brain to the intrernet and takes childrens childhood memories and replaces them tesla car ads. he is philanthropy basically falls into 3 parts

step 1 pledge to help step 2 enjoy the free media praise step 3 dont actually do anything to help. the guy is more interested in getting cars on board computer screens to play minecraft then he is in the cars most important saftey feautures. the guy also makes sleeping drugs and acohol which leads to brain damage . he also thinks he csn implement hs laws on mars and be the emperor of another planet.... dream on brain dead minus four hundred iq retard

elon musk sucks watch the video

by lamuel spaing July 31, 2022

mushy biscuit

A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to consume the biscuit.

"Mikey and Jason were playing the mushy biscuit game, and because he was so shy because of his crooked penis, Jason came first, and Mikey had to eat that soggy mushy mess of a biscuit.. he almost puked."

by James Cameron November 28, 2007

munky

A name used for someone who is awesome.

Dude! I have the sudden urge to give that munky all my money.

by the anti-danish guy May 16, 2006

Confederate Musketball

When a male is having anal intercourse or in the doggy-style position with a fat chew in his lip. He secrectly takes his lipper out and places it in the females brown eye then packs it down with his raging cock. Much like an old war weapon- the musket.

"Shawn was fucking Norm so hard in the ass the other night and Norm begged for sully to fill him so he proceded to plug his butthole with the confederate musketball..Norm replied with, "man it turns me on that you can reload so fast..again again again!!

by sulllllly December 18, 2008

Dirty Muskie

Verb. A sexual act of great difficulty and high prestige. It occurs where a man has his buddy hide in the bedroom closet with a camera. The man then proceeds to engage in sexual relations with a prize female. While the man is fingering the girl, said buddy jumps out of the closet at a strategically pre-determined time. The man, while keeping his fingers inside the female's vagina, hooks the female in the cheek with his other hand and lifts her up in the air. He then proceeds to cheese for the camera, proudly displaying his prize female.

Man: Yo, check out this picture of a dirty muskie I caught at said bar the other night.

Friend: Wow, she's a beauty.

by johnny the angler October 21, 2008

Musk

Though technically the name for the secretion of the male musk deer, musk is most often used as the name for the scent of arousal in both men and women, as actual musk is used in perfumes and colognes.

Generally causes arousal for both genders, as it is a secondary sex characteristic.

The smell of her musk was quite enticing, causing a swell of lust in her partner.

by Myriad Personalities. November 5, 2009

ball bag musket

Another term used for saying someone has just put their balls in your mouth. Usually happens when the big boss man comes down to your office for a visit and finds something he thinks is wrong. He will pull out the ball bag musket and shoot some balls in your mouth and make you look like an idiot in front of your subordinates and peers.

Hey man you hear about what happened today when the boss came down? No what happened? Well we had a surprise visit today from the corporate office and the regional manager didn't like what he saw. So he pulled out the ball bag musket and put his balls in my mouth and made me look like a dumbass. Man that right there is some fey luck right there. I know that is going to result in a trip to Mount Olympus. Well good luck.

by pantyteamaster August 6, 2010