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penis munchies 

When your high and want to blow someone.
Cole I have the penis munchies, can I blow you?
penis munchies by Galaxya May 1, 2016

penis munchies 

the desire for penis
damn i got the penis munchies.
FUCK ME

Alco-Munchies 

when you're drunk and you're really hungry so will eat anything put in front of you
"Dude, I was so wasted I had Alco-Munchies"
Alco-Munchies by ElC97 July 7, 2016

Premeditated Munchies 

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.
When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies

slut munchies 

Becoming hungry to eat out girls for breakfast, lunch, dinner or even a snack.
Ben: “Oh fuck mate, I’m hungry”
Harry: “Do you wanna swing by Hungry Jacks?”
Ben: “Nah mate, I’ve got the slut munchies!”
Harry: “Oh shit! Well let’s see what Grace is up to!”
slut munchies by Larasaurus December 1, 2017

micro munchies

When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag
Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies