Munchie Massacre

The act of eating lots of food after smoking marijuana. Often resulting in a mess of wrappers, leftover food, etc.

"When we got those pringles and oatmeal cream pies it was a munchie massacre!"

by Shanedawg Tha Realest October 28, 2012

munchy wunchy

A man who likes to eat female genitalia like a thick hamburger. He often will take a deep breath before going down under.

Deacon: Did you hear about Jaden going down on Ally last night?
Collin: Ya, I had no idea he was such a munchy wunchy!

by Mo3 Lester February 1, 2023

Menstrual munchies

When a girl is about to start her period or is on her period and gets unhealthy food cravings

Hey girl lets get chocolate ice cream. Im definitely getting those menstrual munchies!

by Crumpinghotdog July 7, 2015

munchie ass

A dumb irritating person that you can't stand

Them: omg boy you do to much

Me: shut yo munchie ass up

by Juggstarvon April 1, 2017

Jack Munchie

A very oftenly used insult used by the immature population. Other more adult versions of this are examples such as Jack Ass, or plainly Ass. "Jack" is heard to be a old famous donkey from medevial times, and a munchie is that pesky little green man that is used in the old game by Macintosh called Super Munchers

Get awy from me Jack Munchie.

by D3guy2006 July 1, 2005

Depression munchies

The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.

Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.

Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.

by truthsbetoldboii May 18, 2018

Anger Munchies

Anger Munchies

Huge levels of munch orientated hunger directly following a moment of extreme anger or aggression.

E.g.

Friend 1: I was shouting at David Cameron just now and straight after I just had to have a large pizza

Friend 2:Did you have anger munchies?

Friend 1: Totally!

by Ilovenoodles June 10, 2014