muddy waffle

The act of defecating on a partner's chest, then slapping the pile with a tennis racket to give the appearance of a waffle made of mud.

"So, Joe how was your weekend?"

"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"

by lovedumpling666 November 19, 2013

Muddy boots

When you shit on your feet and then give your partner a foot job

Last night Jessica gave me her muddy boots

by TheMuddyBoot January 28, 2021

Muddy Buddy

A casual sex partner with whom you only have anal sex.

No, man, we don't do it in the vag, she's just my Muddy Buddy.

by Noah-V May 2, 2009

madyson

Madyson is a classic name.
If you are an adult with the name madyson, then you are just fucking weird because no one knew of the name then..

If you are a teenager with the name Madyson, You are probably blonde and sexy and fucking amazing, because u were named after the Mermaid in the movie Splash from the 80's..

If you are a child with the name Madyson..Then Im sorry, you are just a little clone of the sexy Madyson's in their teens and 20's..

that girl is so sexy, she must be a Madyson.

by Madyson January 11, 2008

muddy

A combination of dirty, dope, and any other synonym of sick.

The word to describe something that amazes you.

A bigger and better dirty.

Ew, his lyrics are too muddy for the radio!

The undefeated basketball team is muddy as fuck.

Yo did you read how muddy that poem was?

His footwork is so dirty. Nah his footwork is muddy

by Eazzzy-C December 28, 2010

muddy axe wound

Shitting between the legs of a woman and smearing it about.

She loves it when I give her a muddy axe wound.

by dunno August 20, 2003

Muddy Gopher

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.

Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher

by killerb0129 October 21, 2010