Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.

Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'

by pringleslid March 25, 2004

monkin

extraordinarily large in bulk, quantity, or extent

The girl working at the burger joint had a monkin zit on her cheek

by David P Jordan April 15, 2007

morking

an alternative for saying that you are working on complex math equations

guy 1 : hey where were you last night guy 2.

guy 2 : I was morking.

guy 1 : man I hate Differential Equations.

by daniel duke September 8, 2006

Mossin'

Smoking mass quantities of weed, usually with friends, while at the same time not doing anything particularly interesting - or chillin'.

Hope: wuttup brah i got a half ounce of weed from some kid who wanted me to do his homework.

Jordan: lets get to mossin' then beeeyotch!!!

by JSLOBtheCHEF January 16, 2009

Gas-Masking

Holding in your fart around girls or a new girl you're hanging out with. Once 4 months pass by, it is acceptable to unleash the fury of your anus upon her.

Hey Matar,
Oh key Alek what's up?
I was hanging out with a new girl today, but I had the WORST farts. I was Gas-Masking the whole time.

by Mel Gibson Killers February 28, 2021

masking

To put a butt mask on a woman's face then fuck her.

Sorry I was late to work, I was too busy masking my girlfriend.

by JoeVa April 16, 2008

moking

The act of smoking a cigarette or stogie through a hole in ones neck. This word was derived from the people who have a hole in their trachea (which they smoke from) and pronounce "smoking" as "moking" because they can't pronouce the "s" sound.
Pronounced = "mo-king" or "moke"

old man- *using a voice box* "mmmm Jimmm and I....mmm we went moking after work"

by WeedMokers9999 September 22, 2005