Morituriac

adj. a person who feels the insomnia-borne jolt of awareness that they will die, that these passing years aren’t just scenes from a dress rehearsal, rounds of an ongoing game, or chapters in a story they'll be told later, but are footprints being lapped by the steadily gathering tide of an unfathomable abyss.

"If you really wanna become a morituriac, read "A Little Life" by Hanya Yanagihara"

by uhdeadpoet December 16, 2020

Morithon

to watch four or more Morissette Amon videos in a row.

usually done by a morified people or anyone who has nothing to do to spend their free time.

I will have a morithon this coming sunday because Morissette's performances are giving me life.

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Maritaed

(1) When someone lobbies you to receive an invitation to your wedding because it is taking place in their home town, but you decide to schnide them anyway because it would be funny." (2)

"Ferry tried as hard as he could but he still got Marited for the wedding in Philly."

by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004

mobitel

Eastern European word for cell phone.

I'm going to be out today, call my mobitel.

by Josh Geyer May 9, 2008

marital fleas

when you've been together too long and you get the itches for something new

I am going to itch at my marital fleas all night long.

Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.

by reeky December 15, 2008

marithea

A person who looks cold, but really has a warm heart. She cares more about the people around her. She rarely says sorry and thank you but when she did she really mean it.

“Marithea is the cold princess in school “

by theaxx April 23, 2018

Merity

An extremely depressed person.
Merity's are usually attracted to Korean men and has a great sense of humor.

Spends free time playing sad songs on the duduk

1. "wow this person is such a Merity"

2. "I just feel like a Merity"

by Merity's stalker July 17, 2019