montard

a cross between a retard and a moron.

"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"

by karlie5691 December 8, 2007

Montague Tubesock

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

monta vista

The literal meaning of Monta Vista is a school in california. But in slang it may be used as an insult similar to "asian" which means uptight and obsessive over grades. Monta Vista can also mean an extremely competitive school.

Dude ur so monta vista

by Jack Tang April 14, 2005

Montanomonday

When you take the first day of the week off, as long as it hasn’t been given off for a holiday already

“Yo I’m pretty tired from the Super Bowl, I’m probably gonna take a Montanomonday tomorrow.”

by Goddamnimit January 13, 2022

Montana

An awesome friend. This is the kind of girl you can trust! Really beautiful, and loved by her friends. Team girl! She can be really random and crazy but still is loved.

That bitch is the exact opposite of Montana.

by a bunny killer December 28, 2014

Montana

An Awsome state which offers something for everyone. There is the wildlife and landscapes for the outdoor enthusiasts. A growing media and economical scene and top rate colleges. characterized for the large clear skies and unpredictable weather.

Hiking, Fishing, Biking. Beautifull scenic drives. Billings growing rapidly in all ways. Montana is a great place to live

by I Dare you October 13, 2006

Montana Stick

A stick, or possibly broomhandle, approximately three and a half to four feet long with a mirror attached at one end.

Usually used when one is have intimate relations with a sheep to see if the sheep is smiling.

Originally invented in Montana, where sheep outnumber people almost four to one.

There goes that pervert shepard again, with his bottle of wine, candles, and Montana Stick.

by SEB319 July 24, 2008