Flavor of the month

When a person perpetually dates different people for a short time only. They are always in a relationship, but every time you see them they are with someone new.

Jeff wants to bring the flavor of the month to the wedding.

by angleb July 23, 2018

That Time of the Two Months

Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.

Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?

Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.

by Bagginski February 24, 2010

monohagamous

A gay man who is loyal to only one hag.

"Brooke, don't bother asking Steve to hang out. He's totally monohagamous with Claire."

by thulerack August 17, 2007

Monthly Bill

Often known as a women's period, coming "once" a month. Also a euphemism for men to say instead of period.

"She must have recieved her monthly bill."

"This chicks freaking ballistic, did she get her monthly bill?"

by D-Volg January 20, 2009

monotopical

Someone who always talks about the same subject, or keeps the same topic active for weeks.

That guy is so monotopical nobody wants to talk to him any more.

by Herculoid February 20, 2010

monohouøde

An individual of lower intellectual capacity.

Jakob is such a monohouøde retard
Are you monohouøde og something?

by torebunnpris November 5, 2015

monthly

It’s simplest when a girl is on her period

Boyfriend: why are you all mad all of a sudden

Girlfriend: because I’m on my monthly

by #add me on sc Lizzy.lean March 17, 2018