midget punching

A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.

The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.

Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.

Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?

Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.

Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!

by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006

Guy Mode

When a guy is very horny, he goes into what some of us know as "guy mode". It's basically the regular deal with guys, i.e. the periscope coming out to play and generally being un-useful and in the way (for those of us who never get some). Women: this thing is fucking PAINFUL in tight pants. Just so you know.

Someone experiencing "Guy Mode" may be thinking along the lines of the words to a popular Beatles song:


I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me ...

by Thepower April 3, 2009

Sicko mode

A way to describe a being in a higher state of physical or mental understanding. Also known as being on another plane of existence.

Dang when Calvin hit that shot bar in against Munson, he was inside of sicko mode.

by Preston Chungus January 4, 2019

Eff You Mode

A state of athletic performance that only a select group of players are capable of achieving. It involves putting the team on one’s back without any regard for the opponent or fellow teammates. However, even while spurning any sort of help from teammates, the athlete is able to single-handedly take over the game due to sheer physical dominance.

Term coined by Bill Simmons aka The Sports Guy

"Hey did you watch Michael Jordan’s Hall of Fame speech last night? After about 5 minutes he was in full-blown Eff You Mode. He even flew out the guy who made the high school team ahead of him just to shove it in his face."

"Wow, I had no idea he still had that in him!"

by KeyserSoze6 April 29, 2011

gay midget elderly porn

The greatest thing in the history of the world

I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn

by Andy you suck July 20, 2016

Midget arm

A Big Dick,
If you have a large dick yo can refer to it as a midget arm

From Dorrough's "Hood Bitch Fetish" : Ima get it goin", Get it goin, so i can go to the spot and hit her with this Midget Arm!

by BLacKSponge March 15, 2010

Moagerd

(West Coast Scottish) To be completely and utterly (I don't know what I did last night), drunk.

Pronounced: Moe-gerd (the "g" is pronounced like in gobble)

Ah wis moagerd last night pal!
Yer moagerd yah dobber!

Synonyms - shit faced, moagered, fucked, fu', bevvied, smashed, gassed, cunted, bolloxed, pissed, polaxed, shmeeked, reeking, oot yer face, fannied, bawsed, shited, ballsacked, fubar'd, jobbied, hiroshima'd, fucked up, tipsy, drunk

by Gr8 November 7, 2010