mourning wood

(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake

Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.

by Greg "El Capitan" April 29, 2006

Morning After Shit

The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.

Dude where have you been all morning?

Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.

by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009

Moaning Dolphin

When you and your partner (boy or girl) are in the ocean and you take your bathing suits off and are completely naked and you have anal sex and the one receiving screams like a dolphin.

"Yo when I was on vacation, the one day there weren't any people at the beach so me and my girlfriend went in the ocean and I gave her a moaning dolphin."
"Nice"

by Jamarcus Fat March 23, 2010

Moaning

Alright you little pervert...
I know you're probably at school and all the sites are blocked.
Just wait until you get home-
AND DONT GET ANY VIRUSES ON YOUR COMPUTER

Why is Mom moaning?

by bewildered_bee January 2, 2021

This morning

This morning ..

Confirmed ..

Why even bother keep writing now I know you speak total shit?

This morning

Just like every other

Hope your evening was just as deep ..

by LetsTalkAboutX May 6, 2023

Morning Tent

When a male wakes up with a boner that pushed the blankets up,in the shape of a tent

I went in to ask if he wanted breakfast and he had a morning tent!

by Slick Nick12 December 16, 2008

Mourning After

When you wake up the following morning, take a look at who is laying next to you, and are horrified in disbelief that you slept with *that*.

The Mourning After began when he saw the bitch he slept the night with.

by DirkD February 1, 2007