mom

1.Someone who thinks cleaning your room is the only responsibility you have
2.Someone who is too scared of you growing up to let you make mistakes so she governs everything you do
3.Someone who gets mad at you when you voice your opinion if it doesn't match hers
4. Someone who constantly exaggerates the amount of time you take to do something just to prove a point, even if its wrong

Kid:Hey mom, can i go for a walk? I did all my homework and I'm getting all A's
Mom:No! Your room is a huge mess, and it's too dangerous for you to go outside alone!
Kid: But I just cleaned my room and I'm 17 years old....
Mom: You're grounded!

by mikky__ March 11, 2015

mom

mom (adj.)

1. used to describe something that is really great, nice, kind, helpful.

syn: momlike

I can't believe your boyfriend brought you soup when you were sick! He's so mom!

by jamie February 25, 2004

mom

slang for moment, often used to for when you're busy and need to type quickly

Bob: Hey dude, you wanna do something?

Adam: just a mom

by i am the dude February 19, 2013

mom

Your daddies bitch. Your brothers bitch and one day your bitch

Your daddy gave it to his "bitch"

by Yourdaddy May 13, 2005

Mom

A subclass of homo sapien, commonly known to tell you to pause online games, let your annoying little brother play a one person game, and embarrass you around friends, crushes, and any other place that they can most.

Extra notes:

•They are a very adapted ancient species, so they have no idea how technology in these new ages works.
•Think that they know everything, and have no knowledge of anything that they say they know, and try to make themselves sound smart when they really aren't the smartest thing alive.

My mom was embarrassing me this morning.

by HarshMyMello August 14, 2017

Mom

The Female Parent

My mom told me not go to the play.

by Artman6778 June 29, 2018

Mom

The source of all ''savage'' jokes used by the Jake Paulers

Me: Why the fuck do you like Jake Paul and RiceGum you fucking retard

Retard: Lol *snort* u mom so gayy that hehe *snort* Sans took a shit on her *snort* hehehe

Retards: HAHAHAHA OooOOoooOooHHH SAVAGE

(MOM.1) there's that

(MOM.2) A parental guidance

by SocialAnxiety July 9, 2018