mom

1.Someone who thinks cleaning your room is the only responsibility you have
2.Someone who is too scared of you growing up to let you make mistakes so she governs everything you do
3.Someone who gets mad at you when you voice your opinion if it doesn't match hers
4. Someone who constantly exaggerates the amount of time you take to do something just to prove a point, even if its wrong

Kid:Hey mom, can i go for a walk? I did all my homework and I'm getting all A's
Mom:No! Your room is a huge mess, and it's too dangerous for you to go outside alone!
Kid: But I just cleaned my room and I'm 17 years old....
Mom: You're grounded!

by mikky__ March 12, 2015

mom

mom (adj.)

1. used to describe something that is really great, nice, kind, helpful.

syn: momlike

I can't believe your boyfriend brought you soup when you were sick! He's so mom!

by jamie February 26, 2004

mom

slang for moment, often used to for when you're busy and need to type quickly

Bob: Hey dude, you wanna do something?

Adam: just a mom

by i am the dude February 20, 2013

mom

Your daddies bitch. Your brothers bitch and one day your bitch

Your daddy gave it to his "bitch"

by Yourdaddy March 22, 2005

Momming

A slang term used for when you do something of a particularly hype manner.

“I’m literally momming on these kids.”
“We’re going momming in town today.”

by This Kid August 26, 2021

Mom

The fattest member of your family

Your mom is so fat, dude

by piss fish June 08, 2022

Mom

She is a asshole and a hore

My mom is a ass

by Garyass September 23, 2021