Mustard Mitt
When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.
Mustard Mitt by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022
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poo mitt
A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound
poo mitt by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023
Catchers Mitt
When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.
Catchers Mitt by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023
Cuckers mitt
When whoever you are banging won’t let you finish inside of them and makes you shoot your load in your hand instead
Do you have a Clorox wipe wipe? My hand is a mess because my girl made me put on my cuckers mitt for my load because she doesn’t want anymore kids
Cuckers mitt by Bird Kriescher August 18, 2025
Gurgle Mitt
A term describing an exceptionally wet vagina that creates a distinct, audible "gurgling" or "squelching" suction sound during intercourse. The "mitt" refers to the tight, enveloping sensation (like a glove), while the "gurgle" captures the sound of air and natural lubrication being displaced as the penis slides in and out. Often compared to the sound of stirring a fresh pot of macaroni and cheese.
“I knew it was going to be a good night when I heard that gurgle mitt sound the second we got started.”
Gurgle Mitt by Kirigi January 18, 2026
One Hit Mitt
When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.
One Hit Mitt by bababooey93 January 12, 2014