mistake vulture

A person who regularly waits for others to make a mistake and then points this out. The mistake vulture enjoys doing this.

As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.

Mr Mistake Vulture: Dan I've been watching you and it seems you've made a mistake performing this particular task.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...

................................. mistake vulture.

by HugoLeasing August 20, 2014

mistlehoe

a girl/guy who waits around the mistletoe to get a kisses

"Did you see Linda waiting by the mistletoe for an hour?" "Yeah dawg she a mistlehoe!"

by korosumae March 8, 2016

mistelemariamorous

The feeling you experience when you accidentally tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call.

Jordan felt highly mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company.

by Blazerbeams April 20, 2018

Mistake

A Puppet

Boi you shouldn't be talking you are a mistake the condom broke! Your mom tried to have an abortion at school but you came out.

by MistakeMi April 5, 2018

Mistakeholder

Self-righteous

He described him as a mistakeholder but the appropriate word already existed in the word self-righteous ... Society is to blame and a lack of love.

by Insearchoothetruth December 26, 2018

Mistake

Go look in the mirror

Son- “what does mistake mean”
Dad-“just go look in the mirror “

by Juice box November 11, 2019

Mistake

if you scrolled this far, you.

Friend: why are you searching up mistake?
You: I just wanted to see the definitions
Friend: y'know there's probably a better way to use your time. why don't you talk to your friend's
You: I'm talking to you. you're my friend
Friend: what? no I'm not. I don't even exist. man, you really are a mistake

by theonegirlwiththelonglastname November 16, 2019