Midget Punch

A 'midget punch' is when you are so incredibly pissed at someone, the only way to take it out on them is to have a midget with a step stool come up, punch them in the face, laugh, and run away with the step stool

You are so effin retarded that you deserve a midget punch.

by MegzAnn August 20, 2010

Midget Twisted

When your a little high on weed and buzzed on alcohol. But still a little bit of both

I'm feeling good. I midget twisted

by yolocrayboy September 13, 2016

Grumbling Midget

An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.

Alex was being a grumbling midget so I sent him on a mule to Arizona.

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006

piss midget

Eastern Canada and New England term for the biting insect also known as ceratopogonidae, biting midges, or no-see-ums. This nuisance pest takes a bite of flesh and pisses in the wound causing instant itch with burning.

This screened in porch would be lovely if not for the piss midgets, the screen doesn't even slow them down.

by LesG June 25, 2018

Midget Blood

A female who has extremeties that resembles that of ones that belong to a midget. (A regular female with a percentage of dwarfism)

Damn that bitch is thick! Yeah but she got a little Midget Blood in her, you see them stumpy ass legs and normal torso.

by Ptown Beatdown April 25, 2009

Punch the Midget

An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.

I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.

by Whackbag December 5, 2004

midget clown gang bang

You don't want to know

"let's not find out what a midget clown gang bang is"

by hitler's bestie May 5, 2017