russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph May 13, 2005

microwave middle ground

refers to the length of time we usually choose to cook something: an average of the range specified by a recipe. begs the question, why don't they just tell us to use the number in the middle in the first place?

How long did you put the food in for?
8 minutes. The box said 7 to 9 so I chose the microwave middle ground.

When are you gonna show up at the party?
It goes from 4 to midnight so I thought I'd go at 8, choose the microwave middle ground.

by jeannee August 6, 2010

Microwave Memory

The list of Microwaveable foods in which you have the exact instructions memorized.

Bob: Aw damn i threw away the box for the wings, and it had the instructions on it.

Mark: No problemo bro, ive got em stored in my microwave memory!

Bob: good looks!

by Who Is Suspect January 24, 2011

Spanish Microwave

This is when a female quefs under the covers and shuves your head under,much like the dutch oven.

OMG you shouldve seen what she did to me!!She totally just spanish microwaved me!!!

by omfgurfaceissick May 13, 2010

microwave sleep

A power nap when you feel like you had 8 hours sleep from a 20 min nap

partied all night had a microwave sleep and went to work

by Ali_M February 6, 2008

Minnesota Microwave

Where you poop into a condom , warm it in a microwave , then proceed to use it

Dude your pale as a ghost . . . Did you give her the Minnesota microwave

by colefuzz November 14, 2011

Nevada Microwave

When you ejaculate in someone else's easy mac and serve it to them. It can often be disgised as a special additive to ones maccaroni and cheese.

"Oh man, tim really ate up that nevada microwave!"

by Big Poppa J May 1, 2007