Minecraft

A suitable alternative to some illegal substance.

Person 1: Wanna come round me and do come crack?
Person 2: I kicked that for Minecraft.
Person 1: What the fuck is that?
Person 2: Just a ga- FUCK A CREEPER!

by Minecrafterererererer April 23, 2011

Minecraft

Legos on steroids, crack, and ecstasy.

With Zombies, Skeletons, and Screaming Floating Fire Monsters.

Wanna play with legos?
-FUCK THAT! I'VE GOT MINECRAFT NOW!

by KtWdA November 7, 2012

Minoru Mineta

A character from My Hero Academia, formally known as Boku No Hero Academia. A pervert that some people wish death upon and some people think he would be a good character if he wasn't a pervert.

Friend: Minoru Mineta is my favorite MHA character.

Me: I have no friends
Friend: What about me!?

Me: What about you you cheep bitch that can't like a good character like Denki or Kirishima?

Friend: Why do you hate me?

Me: Because you like that thing that.

by Denki Simp November 26, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft a blocky game created by Notch , real name is Markus Alexej Persson he is the co-founder of Mojang the company that made Minecraft.The First version of Minecraft was released on May 17 , 2009 . It had 3 stages , Alpha (From 2010) , Beta (From 2010-2011) , Snapshots , and the the first full version 1.0. Today Minecraft has more improved graphics than in beta and alpha , different creative mode menu , etc. Minecraft was very popular in 2010-2011 and is continued to be played from this day.There are 3 different game modes and 3 different difficulty's , There are Survival mode , Creative mode , and Hardcore Mode. There is the Easy difficulty , the Normal difficulty , and the Hard difficulty.

Mom : Come on Insert kids name! Its time for dinner! :)
Insert kids name : But mom i want to play Minecraft

by TF2 Fan June 25, 2016

Minecraft

A kick ass game that has tons of enemies and shit and has building and crafting and there is this shit person named TheLegend27 who keeps ducking stealing my diamonds. (Diamonds are in minecraft. All the "special kids" moved to Fortnite a shitty game that's banned in North Korea and sometimes people who live in China make a United states flag and blow it up in this game. It's fun for the whole family came out May 17th 2009 and created me 9 years of rage because the fucking ghasts keeping killing me.

God damnit I hate when these mother fucking creepers blow up my house in Minecraft.

by Sendmementalhelp May 20, 2019

You Could Be Mine

What you would say to girl/or guy that you like n they like you too, but you don't want to go out with them because they like rap music n you like rock music.

with your bitch slap rappin' n your cocain tongue you get nothing done.

by Rocket Queen March 4, 2004

Miette

1. French word, for a small crumb.

2. A beautiful girl who is funny and can get along with anyone, she can still be seemingly happy even if she's going through a lot of trouble.

Miette:*clicks fingers and points at stranger*

Stranger:"uh... Okay..."

Miette:*winks* "how's it going"?

Stranger:" haha, okay then..." *slowly walks away*

by krazay0 October 16, 2016