Mexican Train 

Contrary to popular belief, this is not a card game, but rather a very slow lazy train that stops under every shade tree it can find for a nap.

My car should have been here weeks ago, but it was being carried on a mexican train.

Mexican Train by Sue_Ellen_Ewing August 19, 2012

new mexican taquito 

a new mexican taquito is when a girl gives a guy a blow job and she bites down on it trying to get a bite of "the meat"

yum this dick is so good i just wanna bite it like a new mexican taquito!

new mexican taquito by Mikejonson August 10, 2009

Mexican takeoff 

the physical launch of one's being into orbit after having a very scrumdiddlyumpcious dinner of one home made south of the border burrito with nothing excluded. One to have a Mexican takeoff can be recognized by a brown smudge on white pants.

Charlie "Man, that burrito was delicious, but it took a toll on my stomach."

Will "dude why does it sound like an engine is running?"

Charlie "Oh god, I can't hold it!"

-eruption occurs-

Will "Looks like he had a Mexican Takeoff."

Mexican takeoff by Unholy Bojangles April 26, 2010

mexican trouser burn 

Rug burn on your dick. MTB for short

dude, i got mexican trouser burn last nite. it hurts like a bitch.

mexican trouser burn by MTBftw April 11, 2011

Mexican Takeout 

The form of 69 where the partners primary focus is to eat each others anus.

Hey man your not looking to good today.

I know, my girl wanted to go out to eat last night.

Must have gotten some mexican takeout

You could say that

Mexican Takeout by areyoubeefin December 17, 2011

Mexican Tallahassee 

The act of an individual inserting his penis into a donkeys anal cavity, allowing the donkey to shit on his penis while he ejaculates and a mixture of semen and shit slides out.

"I had to take my donkey to the doctor because I mexican Tallahassee'd him all night & his anal cavity won't close."

Mexican Tallahassee by 420.blazeit June 22, 2015

mexican tree war 

A gang bang of chodes.

We should not be involved in this mexican tree war.

mexican tree war by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016