Sext messaging

Like phone sex, but with text messaging

"JoJo Puppysnatch's cell bill was outrageous in March of 05 thanks to endless sext messaging sessions."

by Chris94 August 1, 2006

mensa threat

Used in the negative, to refer to a person of inferior intelligence.

Signals left, turns right...no Mensa threat there
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat

by Geoff Lilley September 27, 2007

away message trick

when you are on Instant Messenger and put your away message on so you choose who you want to talk to so the douches you dont want to talk to wont talk to you

Annoying Kid: Hey
Auto Response from You: I am Away from the Computer.
meanwhile...
Cool Kid: Hey
You: Hey, I'm using the away message trick so I don't have to talk to douches.

by The Kaskie August 16, 2006

away message

A new way of subtly communicating to people, often in the form of song lyrics, quotes, and other things you don't want to say directly to someone else but need to get across.

This girl I knew would always stalk my away messages, so I put one up about being out with my girlfriend so she'd leave me alone.

by Grathol April 12, 2005

Mensaly retarded

A person who is extremely intelligent but has difficulty functioning in the real world. Referring to Mensa the organization of people scoring in the top 2% on IQ tests.

He is so mensaly retarded, he can discuss physics but he can't operate a can opener.

by AJ Dob November 24, 2004

iPeen Messaging

Typing a text message on a apple iPhone touch screen using your penis.

iPeen Messaging, handsfree communication at your peen tip.

by Yoyo the king creep, mike4advtr and Gay Gabe January 13, 2008

Text Message Checkpoint

A text message that you got earlier, in which you can use for later reference to check how long you have been waiting on something/someone

Rick: How long have we been waiting here for that hoe?

James: I unno, but we got here the same time I got a text message, let me ind that Text message checkpoint.

by IamSoWhite June 20, 2011