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facebook messenger

A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with
Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.
by Ishwbwna November 5, 2014
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Missing button

A supposed person that exudes a presence but isn't definitively present, or even existent; much like 'seeing' a missing button: an object that you may assume exists and is somewhere, but there isn't any concrete evidence that this is so.

*Important*
A missing button is NOT simply someone you haven't met yet. A missing button is renowned on some level, but validated by very few (if anyone).
"Torin has mentioned Erica from time to time for the past couple years and no one has ever met her. Anyone find that odd?"

"Well, we did group chat with her on AIM that one time for 10 minutes. I feel like he might have shown me a picture of the side of her head once, I can't remember."

Erica is a missing button.
by paynattention222 March 10, 2010
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Mossing

To be in a state of complete relaxation. What does moss do? - it just sits there, doing nothing. To be sat on the sofa, doing nothing, watching a film, eating food, content.
What you doing tonight? - Nothing, probably just mossing.
Its been a long week, I am literally just mossing all weekend.
Fancy a moss tonight?
by Bashwipe Co. April 3, 2017
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Hardcore Missing

When you miss something or someone to the point that it is almost undefinable and you can only describe it by saying you want it with every fiber of your physical, mental, and soulful being.
When Jeff was talking to Nicole, who was so far away, he was hardcore missing her more than she would ever know.
by Jeffafafafa July 31, 2011
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Missing Digit

When a chick sends you a pic of herself materbating and one finger is missing from the pic because she has it buried inside her honey hole.
Dude, I wish I could get a Missing Digit pic of Kim
by Casey's girl July 22, 2015
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Massingham

The more elegant way of saying ' Massive Ham'. People with this surname tend to have large penises or vaginal regions. It is also a used in naughty expressions post-sex to compliment the other sexual partner.
Person 1: So what did you do last night?
Person 2: ( whispers) i had a Massingham
*chuckles*
Person 1: Oh lucky you!
by chazthebaz August 26, 2016
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missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust
Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"
by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017
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