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Arkansas Merry-go-round

When a yankee raw dawgs a southern hillbilly finishing with a cream pie. The hillbilly chic then mounts the northerners face riding it like a bucking bronco forcing the dude to east her nasty baby badder.
Dang! Tina gave old boy an Arkansas Merry-go-round after the 4H show at the fair grounds!
by Gay4Clents October 14, 2022
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Cosby Merry Christmas

To kill someone and say, "Merry Christmas." Usually used in cohorts with heavy breathing.

Often used by Bill Cosby in the Bill Cosby Fun Game!
"Hahah! MERRY CHRISTMAS FAG!"

"Dude, you just pulled a Merry Christmas!"

*Heavy Breathing*"Merry Christmas!"
by Brandon Pfeltz May 4, 2005
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vanilla merry-go-round

when 5 or more people are arranged in a circle, the first person ejaculates into the second's mouth, who then ejaculates into the third's mouth and spits the first person's cum into the third person's mouth, and so on. This is repeated until the quantity of ejaculate is such that it is impossible to fit any more in one's mouth.
After an engaging dinner party, resplendent in fine cuisine and witty banter, Rex and Judy invited their guests to partake in a vanilla merry-go-round. The evening was a success!
by keith-tastic January 14, 2009
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magical merry-go-round

The magical merry-go-round is that act of two men performing sissoring but then when they are touching the first male inserts his penis into the second male's anus and visa versa, once inserted both males roll either left or right creating the magical merry-go-round.
man #1 : Hey bro, want to come round and we can try the magical merry-go-round.
man #2: sure, as long as I can start facing up.
by acrylicface January 20, 2015
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decrepit merry go round

the act of enticing all the grannies from the aged home to your place for tea and coffee then super surprising them by having an orgy with them whilst wearing your favourite mexican wrestling outfit
guy 1: hey man i saw your mum the other night. did the decrepit merry go round with her and a few of her friends.

guy 2: whats that?

guy 1: ahh nothing really, hmm ask your mum.

runs away!
by leoNARDox2 February 5, 2010
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Floating merry

Common name of the rarely-spotted turd-brown seaweed-fish that is usually found floating in the seas. The spotter of this fish-looking creature will usually take a picture of said floating creature and send on to family members for clarification or praise for spotting this elusive, yet common sea creature.
My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!
by Geek-schmeek August 14, 2016
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the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)
Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.
by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013
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