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melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS
Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.
by bigballs22 October 24, 2017
mugGet the melon penismug.

Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.
she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead
by slickhonkie October 12, 2012
mugGet the Cut the melonmug.

squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!
by fruit salad May 13, 2005
mugGet the squirting melonmug.

morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
by CandyCup August 6, 2011
mugGet the morning melonsmug.

No Melon Day

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.
Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023
mugGet the No Melon Daymug.

Melon Plucker

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill

White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
by skello_nig July 25, 2010
mugGet the Melon Pluckermug.

sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
Brad preformed the sloppy melon
by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013
mugGet the sloppy melonmug.

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