by bigballs22 October 24, 2017

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.
by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
by fruit salad May 13, 2005

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
by CandyCup August 6, 2011

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.
Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill
White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
by skello_nig July 25, 2010

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013
