A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
by CandyCup August 6, 2011
Get the morning melonsmug. The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
by fruit salad May 13, 2005
Get the squirting melonmug. to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.
by slickhonkie October 12, 2012
Get the Cut the melonmug. A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010
Get the pant melonsmug. by bigballs22 October 24, 2017
Get the melon penismug. black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill
White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
by skello_nig July 25, 2010
Get the Melon Pluckermug. Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013
Get the sloppy melonmug.