ass-muppet

Somone who likes to have ass-sex with muppets.

Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.

by sterling March 1, 2003

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doom muppet

A person who is in a position of authority, the bringer of woe and disarray yet of a simple nature; hereby making them a doom muppet.

______ told me to do ______ but, ______ is already doing it. Man ______ is a right doom muppet!

by tboy September 1, 2004

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The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.

girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH

by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019

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giving a muppet

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"Last night I was giving a muppet to this girl. Now I can't shake hands at business dinners."

by Schmegan October 21, 2008

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Muppet

A ratchety individual who is so obnoxious said person seems not human. Someone who is over the top, projecting a mentality at a volume or with movements to get attention. This can be a demeanor thing or aesthetic thing. Like being a puppet, puppets aren't real there for, a muppet is being fake going along with things just to fit in.

(A bunch of teenage girls yelling and giggling over irrelevant things in public) one would say, "Look at those jankey ass "Muppets"!

"Look at her her blue eye shadow someone felt Muppety today."

(Wearing a shirt where you can see the bra clearly through it) "What a "Muppet."

"Whats the difference between a "Muppet" and a regular girl? Daddy issues."

" Is it me or do all muppets shop at kohls."

by Angela Jude June 10, 2013

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