Mayo bagle

Glazing a ring of cum around someones asshole

gave my girl a mayo bagle last night.

by facebookok December 15, 2020

Gamer mayo

Its the built up deodorant from several days without a shower that *true* gamers just scrape off and put in the trash at the end of the day

I need to take a shower, otherwise I'll be dealing with gamer mayo in the morning

by Robotowl42 December 25, 2020

ellen mayo

if you say it fast enough, it sounds like you're saying lmao. used instead of lmao.

oh my gosh i didn't mean to send that on here! ellen mayo

by elohelelemayo January 11, 2021

Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum

When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!

by SydMak February 16, 2021

mayo college

The best place in the world with the worst food

Mayo college is like my second home .
Mayo is home away from home

by Yaatmcgeet21 May 18, 2022

Mayo missile

Dick

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon

by Mr Blinky April 14, 2022

mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

by Whereshunter March 14, 2022