National Mattie Day

Say hi and punch someone named Mattie on National Mattie Day.

Mattie:"Oh no, I just remembered it's National Mattie Day!"

by Pop_Corn October 27, 2019

Matty Healy

an utterly selfish, sexist, and racist person who has underdeveloped emotional intelligence

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy, you’re better than that. You’re 45 for goodness sake, enough with the tantrum!

by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

National Bully Matty Day

Today is the day to bully Matty. All people should have a free pass to bully anyone named Matty.

Hey it's National Bully Matty day! We can finally bully Matty, she's so fucking unfunny!

by swaggotlucia February 6, 2021

big dick daddy matty

A whiteboy named big dick daddy matty is the hottest male alive is a extremely good athlete good at any sport cares about a girl when he finds the right one and best he has and knows he has a big dick you’ll never get over him and did I mention the fact he can ball

Yo have you seen big dick daddy matty uh oh look he’s banging your chick

by Weird girl who likes guys with April 14, 2019

✨🐀ratty matty✨🐀

the most annoying and pointless character in tvd that didn’t die but needed to

ugh i hate ✨🐀ratty matty✨🐀. girl don’t even he gets worse in season 6 and 7.

by kamryn_c December 16, 2020

Matty

Will likely projectile poo in your closet.

Matty has a dead cat.

by Adam Cole bay bay December 26, 2023

Matty

Matty is a beautiful girl. She is smart particularly in math, science, and English. She loves to draw people and places. She loves people too! Matty is someone that is kind hearted and passionate about what she does. If you ever have a matty never let her go. She is ver sporty particularly loves to play Volleyball, basketball, softball, and swim team. Matty is insecure so make sure you tell her that she’s beautiful. Matty also loves to smile and to put smiles on other people’s faces. Marry is also very stubborn but she’s also a real softy.

Matty is so nice, I want to get to know her better!

by matty:)) January 29, 2018